What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Cuddling my cat while drinking wine by the fire.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Jesus.
Which living person do you most admire?
Roberto Baggio (Loved him since I was five years old ).
Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Perfectionism/laziness/procrastination.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Jewellery for my cat.
What is your favourite journey?
Computer to bed/bed to computer.
On what occasion do you lie?
Most occasions.
Which living person do you most despise?
John Daly.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
My cat.
When and where were you happiest?
Bed/on stage.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I’d love to be able to draw.
What is your current state of mind?
Thinking about wine, my cat, and welding.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Fixing a curtain rail in my apartment using Blu-Tack as a Rawlplug. It didn’t work. That and scoring the winning goal on my debut for Wimbledon against Fulham in 2001 (That actually happened ).
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
A thing.
What is your most treasured possession?
My cat.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Losing my cat/cat being in bad form with me/driving a Nissan Micra.
What is your favourite occupation?
Wine taster/bed tester.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Fear.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
A deep voice only matched by her physical strength.
Who are your favourite writers?
Trey Parker, Ricky Gervais, Larry David, Graham Linehan, Doug Ellin.
What is your motto?
As in mottobike? Don’t have one; my mother won’t let me get one, too dangerous.
Animator Jason began working under the pseudonym Andrew James last year and released his first animated short Sminky Shorts: Awful Sad in May 2012. Since then his animations have clocked up +18 million views on YouTube. Jason will take part in the Galway Arts Festival’s First Thought talks Youngguns in the Bailey Allen Hall, NUI Galway, on Saturday July 20 at 2pm.
