What is your idea of perfect happiness?
If we knew that we could stop looking for it!
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Rasputin.
Which living person do you most admire?
Our parents.
Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Procrastination.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Too many onstage star jumps.
What is your favourite journey?
From Clonakilty to Inchydoney on bike.
On what occasion do you lie?
When the truth is just too boring.
Which living person do you most despise?
No point wasting energy despising people.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
People.
When and where were you happiest?
Onstage singing together when we all remember all of the words.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Levitation.
What is your current state of mind?
Tea.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting rehearsals accomplished.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
A Tyrannosaurus Rex who can talk, see the future and shoot lasers from his eyes.
What is your most treasured possession?
Health.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Being a slave to money.
What is your favourite occupation?
Balloonist.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
A pulse.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Lovely hair.
Who are your favourite writers?
Ger Wolfe, Don Conroy.
What is your motto?
Our motto is the sound of nine people laughing at a joke that wasn’t really very funny in the first place but now they’re laughing at each other’s laughter.
The West Cork Ukulele Orchestra play the Róisín Dubh this Saturday at 9pm. Tickets are available at www.roisindubh.net, from the Ticket Desk at OMG, Shop Street (formerly Zhivago ), and The Róisín Dubh.
Kernan Andrews
