What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Eating a roll with spicy chicken, cheese, mayonnaise, and lettuce. And world peace.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Nigel Mansell.
Which living person do you most admire?
Will Arnett.
Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
I wouldn’t say I deplore it, but I’m fairly stubborn.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Fake eyelashes.
What is your favourite journey?
When you wake up in the middle of the night with a horrible hangover and need a drink so badly. Its the journey from your room to the kitchen.
On what occasion do you lie?
Most occasions. By accident though.
Which living person do you most despise?
Jodie Marsh. I can imagine she appears on these kinds of lists a lot.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Big Tim Riggins from Friday Night Lights.
When and where were you happiest?
Benicassim last summer. Amazing festival. Free bar.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I’d like to able to play an entire show on stilts so I could walk into the crowd like a giant.
What is your current state of mind?
Productive.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
My eyebrows. They’re unbelievably symmetrical.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
A scorpion recently appeared to me out of a drink I’d just spilled so that’s obviously the plan for me.
What is your most treasured possession?
A ring I got in Sarajevo a few years ago. It’s only important because I lose EVERYTHING and I haven’t lost that.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Thankfully nothing springs to mind.
What is your favourite occupation?
Erm, a singer?
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Stubbornness.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Independence.
Who are your favourite writers?
Musically, I love Yo La Tengo. What is your motto?
Just because you love Arrested Development, does not mean you will love those characters in a different show.
MayKay is the lead singer of Fight Like Apes who play the Róisín Dubh on Thursday December 23 at 8pm. Tickets are available from the Róisín Dubh and Zhivago.
Kernan Andrews
