What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Censored.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Adult film star John C Holmes.
Which living person do you most admire?
The off-licence employee who gives me free cans by accident.
Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
Self loathing.
What is your greatest extravagance?
Triple ply.
What is your favourite journey?
The merry way.
On what occasion do you lie?
Proust Questionnaires.
Which living person do you most despise?
See question four.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Jenny Curran.
When and where were you happiest?
See question three.
Which talent would you most like to have?
Weaving, it’s a man’s game.
What is your current state of mind?
Breakfast.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
First place in the community games project in Mosney. Without attending.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
A thing.
What is your most treasured possession?
My treasure.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
9 to 5.
What is your favourite occupation?
Gaza.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Inferiority.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Her mind... (yeah ).
Who are your favourite writers?
Doctors mostly, Dr Seuss, Dr Dre, etc.
What is your motto?
Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.
Dave is leader of Galway based band Lost Chord who will play the Róisín Dubh tomorrow as part of the An Taobh Tuathail 10th Birthday celebrations. Doors are at 8pm and admission is free.
Kernan Andrews
