What is your idea of perfect happiness?
G: An oat milk flat white.
L: Mayo winning the all-Ireland.
Which historical figure do you most identify with?
G: Blondie, for obvious reasons.
L: Does it count as historical if she’s still alive?
Which living person do you most admire?
G: Donald Glover, no wait, Charli XCX.
L: Meryl Streep.
Which is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
G: That my idea of perfect happiness was an oat milk -
L: Interrupting people.
What is your greatest extravagance?
L: Oat milk flat whites.
G: The numerous subscriptions I’ve ended up with just to get a free tote bag.
What is your favourite journey?
L: 'Any Way You Want It' from their 1980 album Departure.
G: 'Don’t Stop Believing'.
On what occasion do you lie?
G: Most occasions to be honest…
L: She’s lying, don’t listen to her.
Which living person do you most despise?
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What or who is the greatest love of your life?
L: Talking in circles with my friends until pop culture sounds like accessible academia.
G: Reality television.
When and where were you happiest?
L: Any time I have to explain to my friends the concept of the television show I Wanna Marry Harry.
G: In bed.
Which talent would you most like to have?
G: It's basic, but has to be invisible.
L: Ah no, teleportation all the way - saving money and saving on that carbon footprint.
What is your current state of mind?
L: An Empire one?
G: Bamboozled but in a good way.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
G: When I learn how to juggle.
L: Actually sticking to a gym membership.
If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what do you think it would be?
L: The concept of the sea.
G: A special edition can of pre mixed G&T.
What is your most treasured possession?
G: My George Foreman grill.
L: My plant collection.
What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
L: Gluten intolerance.
G: Sticky floors.
What is your favourite occupation?
G: A Kardashian.
L: Former Love Island contestant, turned brand promoter.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
G: Don’t interrupt me please.
L: Not being involved in anything that could lead to a major scandal?
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
L & G: Just being a woman is enough in most cases.
Who are your favourite writers?
L: Nora Ephron, Alana Massey, Dolly Alderton, Malcolm Gladwell, Viv Albertine, Lauren Bravo.
G: Nora Ephron, Zadie Smith, Sarah Ruhl, Toshiki Okada, Rebecca Solnit, Emilie Pine. Also yes to Alana Massey.
What is your motto?
L: What's a motto with you?
G: ‘Do I dare to eat a peach?’ - TS Eliot
Lisa Nally and Grace Morgan are currently working with OXBO Theatre to produce Waterford Crystal, a new show about love, loss, drugs, and horses.
